UNCANNY X-FORCE: The Apocalypse Solution

  Jeezus. Are comic books cool yet? Or is it cool to say that you like comics and then not read them? Cos' my new favorite comic book ( I really mean Porn Princess) is UNCANNY X-FORCE , (and by X-FORCE , I mean Scarlett Pain). And I've been reading UNCANNY X-FORCE comics so hard all nite my poor little hands hurt. (!?!?!?!?!?!)
    I read alot of comics and i read about comics and it seems like the majority of us are self hating comic book freak creeps! Since super heroes are for kids comic fans seem to dis on super heroes and pretend to like stuff like LOVE AND ROCKETS , MAUSE , HARVEY PEKAR or play it safe and stick with THE WATCHMEN  and DARK KNIGHT RETURNS and are all like , " He look , I'm reading non superhero books that are important pieces of work that assholes , dumb girls , and faggots might like , can I get laid now?" So fuck those comic book elitist ass eater , I'm down here in the trenches , I am like a kick ass version of Frodo Baggins reading books in the woods , or at subway , or under your little sisters bed with her panties tied around my head RAMBO style reading UNCANNY X-FORCE!!

    Those asshole aint got the time or the BALLZ to read UNCANNY X-FORCE! UNCANNY X-FORCE is made up of Wolverine , team leader , Deadpool , team clown/joker/bufoon , Psylocke , hot asian babe , Fantomex , badass , and Archangel , another deadly killer. And they fuck shit up and put the hurt on the bad guys before they can do it to them.
    This is the 2nd time I have read this and it's even better the second time around. Writer , Rick Remender is brilliant , he is Rock N' Roll personified and comes up with such great stories , really good dialogue without resorting to ripping off Quentin Tarantino movies or referencing pop culture , and trying to be constantly funny and witty. NO~~! Everything he does leads to making a A number 1 badass story.

    And artist Jerome Opena is a equally talented artist! He makes his drawings move and catches the point of action to where the drawings look like they are shimmering a bit on the page! I love this guy and I hope Marvel is treating him correct. They don't want this dude leaping to DC or Image , but I can see him going to DARKHORSE. It's easy to see how much effort he puts into his craft but makes it look so easy! I wish I could draw like him. There are alot of legendary comic book artists but Jerome Opena is truly a herald of the new breed of outstanding artists and should be noticed and commended.
    Plus these amazing covers by Esad Ribic!!! Are just phenomenal and these three working together is just guaranteed comic book greatness. But no one knows , no one knows! I mean , if you love comics like I love comics seeing this stuff just makes you feel better even through lifes daily bullshit! Somehow I still get excited for this stuff and that in itself makes me feel better and gives me hope.

     Hope for what , I really can't say but I love reading comics while listening to music and being alone in another world and the plane of UNCANNY X-FORCE is a place I can go where no one fucks with me and I can chill and be happy and where can you get that these days in this world. Give it a chance , trudge on down to your local library and get some UNCANNY X-FORCE. That's the easy part , hard part is giving in and letting yourself go into their world. It's a bit intimidating at first with all these characters you don't know but you'll slip into in no time. Do it for me because you may be a mean scared little human , but your my mean scared little human , and I love you. -Arty