ABIGAIL! Asian Invasion!

      ABIGAIL did three encores!!! And you missed it! I didn't , you did! Or did you not? I am so glad I went instead of going home and whacking off to Asian porn. I can do that any old time but when the hell is ABIGAIL gonna come back to San Antonio? I didn't really look but I didn't see a table covered in ABIGAIL cd's , shirts , koozies , panties , weejie boards , and other bullshit. Which they could have soled all kinds of ABIGAIL junk to fans if they wanted to. I woulda bought a ABIGAIL action figure if they had 'em! Maybe they had all ready soled out , who the fuck knows?!?

    But I can say I saw them and check them off my minds list of bands that I need to see if they slither into town. 
    and their set was pretty fuckin' fantastic and the guitarist shredded out some catchy solos and grease dripping meaty riffs that really got you pumped up , because I had been on my feet since nine o'clock that morning and ABIGAIL powerwashed away all my tiredness and all day work frustration grime. I wonder if they woulda given a fuck if they knew I had been slaving away all day over a blazing wok for a pack of crazy Koreans? Yeah , probably not.

    I do have their first full length 'Intercourse And Lust' , but I don't think they played anything from it but they have a shit ton of releases so they have alot of titles to pick from to create a set list and I assume everything they played was newer stuff.
    And I thought they'd be all spike and leather covered with corpsepaint smeared all over them but no. They looked like somewhat normal hard rock Metalheads , even a little grey around the edges but above it all they are a group of professionals that have been playing a long time as a hard rockin' well oiled Metal Machine and know how to put on a good show and looked like they were having fun as well and they have made me a solid fan of theirs as well as everyone that was in attendance.

    So if I can rub it in your pretty face that I saw them and you didn't I am sorry to do that , but also I am not sorry at the same time. You should have gone , and then you should have gone to SATANS SATYRS monday nite at THE MIX! -arty/MondoSleazo